Thieves Just Love Stealing Hondas

LoJack put out its most recent report on who’s stealing what and where they’re stealing it, and, once again, everybody’s favorite Japanese import brand, Honda, tops the list, with the 2000 Honda Accord disappearing the most from parking lots and garages across the nation. But don’t think there isn’t enough jacking action for everybody, what other cars made the thieves’ most wanted?

Mostly, unsurprisingly, the Japanese. The “winners”, so to speak are:

Honda Accord
Honda Civic
Toyota Camry
Acura Integra
Cadillac Escalade (wait, still?)
Toyota Corolla
Dodge Ram (a new addition to the list, and a little surprising)
Nissan Altima
Nissan Maxima (also new, and proving thieves have no taste)
Chevy Tahoe

Ah, but that’s only half the story! What states have the highest car crime, which will be latched onto by idiot Internet commenters to prove various political points which this has nothing whatsoever to do with?

California
Texas
Florida
New York
Massachusetts
New Jersey
Arizona
Maryland
Georgia
Nevada

Fun fact: this list is virtually unchanged from last year. Nobody fell off the list, and only Georgia and Nevada switched spots.

The moral of the story? Don’t take your Honda with you to the Golden State, or it’ll be stolen. They’ve got subprime mortgages to pay, dontcha know.