The Dodge Caravan Will Give You Nightmares
By Chris Weiss
My skin is still crawling. Short version: Watch the video below. Long version: The new Dodge Caravan commercial features some eerie choir music, a group of suited-up furries (kitties to be exact), manpris and a very Clockwork Orange-style fight scene (or near-fight scene at least). Try to crack that equation with any result other than Dodge Caravan = the ultimate pedophile creep-mobile. I can already see swarms of tinted out models circling school zones at 3 p.m.
Whatever demo Dodge is really going for, it’s got the market cornered. [via Jalopnik]
